Given that Kristin has facebook friended mini man-gymnast Jon Horton, who are my Olympic ogling objects?

Unsurprisingly, my little sister thinks monkey-face swim champ Michael Phelps is hot. I get that the swimmer body can make any average dude hotter. But still, the ears, the bad teeth? Eh. There's better.

My Olympic crushes are as follows:

1. Ryan Lochte, who is no longer a secret I must admit, is a stone fox. Look at how happy he is next to Monkey Face!
Need more proof?

Now that's a hot torso.

2. My girl crush, Chinese diving megastar Guo Jing Jing. She's so pretty! She's so friggin' dominant! Apparently the government gave her a hard time for her "commercial activity," and she had to stop lending her face to ad campaigns or risk getting kicked out of practice. Imagine if American athletes were made to tone down the endorsements. How would NBC sell all that ad space to Visa?


3. And, of course, because I am the very epitome of a female sports fan, I LOVE Nastia Liukin.


I joined in her teariness during the All-Around medal ceremony. Also, she looks a whole lot like my girl Kristen Bell:


Alright, Phelps finally broke. He cried for NBC after wrapping up the hunt for 8 gold medals. He's a little adorable. Still very simian.