This is outrageous, this is contagious

Lifestyles of the unemployed include:

• ER reruns (currently on season 4), mornings on TNT
• Coffee
  
• Skimming the pool
  
• Email networking
• The Jeannie Tate Show
• Talking to myself while I drive
  
• Debating the likelihood of dying alone
• Walking

Most of the above items are enjoyed in solitude, except when Molly is there.