The things I did today

I contemplated going to rehab in India. To, like, diet and yoga and stuff.

I looked at airfare from here to Delhi ($363!) and Chennai ($466!) and San Francisco ($931).

I almost applied to several jobs at Google CA.

I read the recaps of a VH1 reality television series called Man Band that features over the hill former Boy Band fatties like Chris Kirkpatrick and one of the non-Lacheys from 98 Degrees. Oh, that was funny.

I ate ginger chicken and rolled my eyes at my coworker's version of "rape jokes as button-pushing sense of humor" at lunch.

I imagined the DVDs I will consume this evening and the mild guilt I will feel for participating in the piracy of artistic product.


But I'm not one of these guys, so I guess it's OK.